May 2012
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Reblog With an Irrational Fear
captain-raptor:
yokothetypo:
suckmyphallus:
octoafterhours:
loweryi:
pandalot:
Balloons.
Telephones.
Anything that flies.
^^^^ only if its really close though
yer mother
people or animals behind me
Stuff hiding behind the shower curtain. God help anyone who hides behind the shower curtain when I go in the bathroom, I will react so fast and violently that you will wish I...
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April 2012
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Did you leave early today? Here, have some green lights. Oh, you’re...
– Every stop light during morning commutes
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bestrooftalkever:
CHESSBOXING
Chessboxing is 11 alternate rounds. It’s three minutes of chess, followed by three minutes of boxing. You can either win by a knock out or by check mate, which ever comes first.
Chessboxing: The Sport of Sirs
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Anonymous asked: Anything?
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After living in this house for over 10 damn years
You’d think I would remember, or would care enough to learn, which button opens which garage door.
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